Dudes Day

Today at work I discovered an email was going around the office among just the women, organizing a "Ladies' Lunch, aptly named NoDudesDay" and was immediately stricken with retaliatory outrage. Below is the email I promptly sent out to our staff.

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WHO RULES? DUDES DO!

Let's burn some rubber and waste some electricity like we don't care!


Why don't we care?
BECAUSE WE'RE DUDES!

To get you pumped, here are some
MIND-BLOWING DUDE IMAGES!!!

AWESOME!!!!!

We are not getting together for DUDE'S DAY because
WE'RE DUDES!

Instead just make sure you think about how KICK-A** we are!


What?
DUDE'S DAY

When?
EVERY DAY

Where?
WHEREVER DUDES ARE

Why?
BECAUSE WE'RE F***ING DUDES!!!

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So there you have it: "Dudes Day" has officially begun. The activities of Dudes Day pictured above are so awesome, in fact, that one of the ladies at work told me they were tempted to ditch NoDudesDay in favor of it. Luckily Dudes Day is every day so she did not have to choose.